Death In Numbers
I am attempting to start a new law. If you are a blonde female, you and/or your spouse makes over $100,000 annually, and your own a Lexus, BMW, or Mercedes... then you are no longer allowed to drive. Why? I would like to say that it is because you are too stupid... and you don't deserve to be alive... let alone drive with other humans.
But the truth is... some rich, blonde lady in a white Lexus just about killed me and a few other people on my drive home yesterday. If it was not for the great driving skills of the driver in the Bronco, I would without a doubt be a dead frog. The lady in the Lexus decided that I did not exist... and thus wanted to be in my lane. She came over slowly, so I inched over in the other lane... the guy next to me in the Bronco was kind enough to hug the wall to make room for me. The Lexus finally noticed me, but she was busy trying to figure out where I came from and why I was in her lane... she finally made the connection and allowed the Bronco and I to stop sharing a lane.
Merc for President.