Mercury State

December 20, 2002

Rain

Rain is just water. People here run around like it is acid falling from the sky. If you get wet, you dry off. Can we please stop the foolish darting from shelter to shelter in spike heels with a cup of boiling coffee in one hand sloshing about and a file folder over our heads? I am the sure the third degree burns from the coffee or ruining your boss' file is a much more important focus. Walk in a straight line like a sober person, walk a bit faster than normal, avoid large puddles, and look out for other people. Otherwise, you will be laying on your back in a puddle of rain water wondering if the warm sensation you feel is blood gushing from some part of your body, the warm coffee that you are now wearing, or if you have wet yourself.

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