Urine
The puppy just likes pissing on the bed... which pisses me off. It is a fact that, Scarlet, the puppy, has survived this long only by being cute. If it where not for the cute factor, I would have killed the beast the second time she did it. Not only is the puppy alive, but she is sleeping in my lap as I type. Moral of the story: Cuteness can save your life.
My whole day has been off. I had this great plan for the day... and well it just went to piss. Productivity has been chopped in half... partially by being thrown out of whack by a rage igniting act of the puppy... and partially because of my own mental slippage. I am still trying to reclaim the day... or evening at this point.
I am glad that I still have Sunday to get a few things done.